Ho....ly....shit.

Cheese on muthafucking rice!! What a crazy night!!!! I'm not even sure where to begin, so I'll just walk you through my entire day step by step.

- I woke up and spent the morning doing some studying for my veterinary medicine test I'm taking on Monday.

- Went and got a chicken and tomato cheese melt from Quizno's, a long with a diet Pepsi for my lunch.

- Finally Sam got home from around 4:00, and at that time we called our friends and figured out where we were gonna go for our "Night out". Guess where we decided to go?.......A Strip club.

-But this wasn't just any Strip club, this was an "Extreme" strip club, where the strippers will do "Things" to you if you have a big enough tip :P

-One of the girls gave me a naked Lap-dance, I won't lie...it was very enjoyable ;)

-But just as we were starting to have some real fun, my friend Travis get's into a fight! I'm not even close to kidding, him and this other guy just started throwing fists! As you can imagine, every single one of us were thrown out of the fucking club! I sincerely hope we weren't "Banned for life" :P

-Then we decided to just go out to eat at Sizzler and then call it a night, lol.

-Of course...the sex we had when we got home was extra awesome, probably because our mind was still on naked strippers :P


AAAAAANNNDDD....That was my night, sounds almost too silly to be true, but I can assure you..it is :-S

Ugh....fuck it

I had a very shitty day yesterday, things just kept getting worse and worse :(

Because of that, I took the day off from the internet. Helped me clear my head.

But it's alright, I'm not gonna let assholes of my life get me down :)

Ugh....I hate when he works overtime.

I'm Sitting here literally tapping my foot in anticipation, waiting for him to finally get home after working double shifts....I want to do some "Things" to him before we go to bed.

By "Things" I mean....fuck his god-dam brains out!!!

Sorry, I try not to be a potty mouth but sometimes I just cant help it! fuck! :P

 

He just sent me this from his phone.....

LOL

Smile you mother FUCKERS!!!!

Ok, I don't know what it's like in the rest of the world, but what the hell happened to "Smiling" in Baltimore, Maryland? this has got to be one of the most depressing cities in the world. Almost every single time I walk down the street I see nothing but grumpy expressions and sour puss looking back at me. I usually give a little smile and say "Hello", and instead of getting the same thing back I'll either get a grunt with no eye-contact or the person will completley ignore me.

Now I'm a very "friendly" person, I can't help but be very cheerful and energetic around groups of people, I've always been like that. So I guess maybe I don't understand the mentality of  "Shy" people, but come on!!! at least acknowledge me when I'm trying to be nice, just so I don't feel like a complete idiot.

In other words, SMILE!!! It's not that hard, see....

Ok,,,it's in the middle of the night...I'm not tired...just bored.

I feel asleep about 3 hours earlier than I usually do, and I woke up noe too long ago and I still should be sleeping, but I'm just not tired.

Fucking bored to tears though :P

School and Baby-sitting....could be worse.

Well, my tday has officially come to a close, and I am now relaxing on the couch with my Lap-top on my lap and a nice glass of hot apple cider to my left...non-alcoholic of course.


In addition to school, I had to baby-sit my friend Robert's kids for a couple of hours, the 2 young ones are about 7 and 4 while the other girl is about 13. I didn't want to sit in the house with them for 4 hours so we decided to take a little walk through the city, we had a fun time :)

Yes, it was cold lol.

Holy shit...

I stumbled across the picture on the net I got instantly turned on!!!! why can't I be doing this right now??? Darnit all to heck!!!!!!