Ho....ly....shit.

Cheese on muthafucking rice!! What a crazy night!!!! I'm not even sure where to begin, so I'll just walk you through my entire day step by step.

- I woke up and spent the morning doing some studying for my veterinary medicine test I'm taking on Monday.

- Went and got a chicken and tomato cheese melt from Quizno's, a long with a diet Pepsi for my lunch.

- Finally Sam got home from around 4:00, and at that time we called our friends and figured out where we were gonna go for our "Night out". Guess where we decided to go?.......A Strip club.

-But this wasn't just any Strip club, this was an "Extreme" strip club, where the strippers will do "Things" to you if you have a big enough tip :P

-One of the girls gave me a naked Lap-dance, I won't lie...it was very enjoyable ;)

-But just as we were starting to have some real fun, my friend Travis get's into a fight! I'm not even close to kidding, him and this other guy just started throwing fists! As you can imagine, every single one of us were thrown out of the fucking club! I sincerely hope we weren't "Banned for life" :P

-Then we decided to just go out to eat at Sizzler and then call it a night, lol.

-Of course...the sex we had when we got home was extra awesome, probably because our mind was still on naked strippers :P


AAAAAANNNDDD....That was my night, sounds almost too silly to be true, but I can assure you..it is :-S

Ugh....fuck it

I had a very shitty day yesterday, things just kept getting worse and worse :(

Because of that, I took the day off from the internet. Helped me clear my head.

But it's alright, I'm not gonna let assholes of my life get me down :)

Ugh....I hate when he works overtime.

I'm Sitting here literally tapping my foot in anticipation, waiting for him to finally get home after working double shifts....I want to do some "Things" to him before we go to bed.

By "Things" I mean....fuck his god-dam brains out!!!

Sorry, I try not to be a potty mouth but sometimes I just cant help it! fuck! :P

 

He just sent me this from his phone.....

LOL

Smile you mother FUCKERS!!!!

Ok, I don't know what it's like in the rest of the world, but what the hell happened to "Smiling" in Baltimore, Maryland? this has got to be one of the most depressing cities in the world. Almost every single time I walk down the street I see nothing but grumpy expressions and sour puss looking back at me. I usually give a little smile and say "Hello", and instead of getting the same thing back I'll either get a grunt with no eye-contact or the person will completley ignore me.

Now I'm a very "friendly" person, I can't help but be very cheerful and energetic around groups of people, I've always been like that. So I guess maybe I don't understand the mentality of  "Shy" people, but come on!!! at least acknowledge me when I'm trying to be nice, just so I don't feel like a complete idiot.

In other words, SMILE!!! It's not that hard, see....

Ok,,,it's in the middle of the night...I'm not tired...just bored.

I feel asleep about 3 hours earlier than I usually do, and I woke up noe too long ago and I still should be sleeping, but I'm just not tired.

Fucking bored to tears though :P

School and Baby-sitting....could be worse.

Well, my tday has officially come to a close, and I am now relaxing on the couch with my Lap-top on my lap and a nice glass of hot apple cider to my left...non-alcoholic of course.


In addition to school, I had to baby-sit my friend Robert's kids for a couple of hours, the 2 young ones are about 7 and 4 while the other girl is about 13. I didn't want to sit in the house with them for 4 hours so we decided to take a little walk through the city, we had a fun time :)

Yes, it was cold lol.

Holy shit...

I stumbled across the picture on the net I got instantly turned on!!!! why can't I be doing this right now??? Darnit all to heck!!!!!!

I'm horny....

That is all.

Sunday bloody sunday....

Today was just wonderful, pretty much did everything I set out to do with a  few surprises thrown in. The only thing bugging me over the past week is my lack of sleep!! I think I get 4 hours of sleep every night, tops..and I know that ain't good for me :P

Here's me and one of my "Closest" friends I hung out with today...among other things ;-)

I did get a pumpkin like I planned, but when I got home I just did not have the energy to carve the little fucker, lol. So I just left him on the back porch, and will get to it tommorow. Watched the Horror movie "Trick r treat" and I thought it was great! very scary, but also very entertaining and a throwback to 80's horror movies-  Thumbs up!!

Right now I'm gonna try and get some sleep, I have classes tomorrow but not until about Noon, and I think I might bring my Lap-top to class again so I can check in on things during the slow parts, Nighty night!! :)

One last pic for ya.

Today on the Bike trail, Sam went with me this time which surprised the shit out of me!!! lol.

Saturday, Saturday...gotta get down on Saturday.

My plans for the 22nd day of October....

-Cook breakfast

-Go buy a Pumpkin and Halloween decorations

-Go pick up a costume for the Costume party I'll be going to on October 30th

-Visit some friends

-Come home and Clean

-Eat dinner and watch movie...

-Do the nasty thang for a LOOOONNNG time....

-Sleep


Pretty good I'd say ;-P

Holy shit...I was Horny as a thorn bush!!!

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Footjobs are fun...but Exhausting...jeez!

Well I gave sam a Footjob last night, which is something we do on some occasions. You see, he has a foot fetish, but not a major one. He mostly likes the smell of my stinky feet after a long day at work! lol, but he's not really that into anything else.
But he does like me giving him footjobs, but he know's how tired and worn-out I get when I do it, so he doesn't ask for it very often lol. I love the feeling of his cock getting hard between the soles of my feet, but I am just not built for them! It's strange becuase I am a very active person, and do a lot of sports...but Footjobs are just difficult haha :P

My day today...

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Well...okay....

I gotta leave for work in 1 hour, THEN afternoon classes at 1:00, so might as well update this now.


Last night I came to a daring conclusion, Jim carrey is my favorite comedian of all-time. Honestly, is this guy ever not funny? even when he's being serious he makes me laugh, not to mention he's a damn good actor. Some people hate him, but I am not one of those people!!! :)

I got drunk last night.....

Last night me and sam decided to go see this local punk band at the local bar. I want to make it clear that I am NOT a casual drinker in anyway, I might have one glass of wine every once in a great while like for a B-day party or thanksgiving......but I've never been "Drunk" before. I've been stoned, and a little tipsy one time........but not drunk :P


But last night, I don't know what the fuck came over me! I must of had 6 shot's of tequila, if not more! I'm actually surprised I drank at all, considering I'm under 21, but the bartender didn't even ask my age! weird... I hardly even remember the sex we had when we got home, but I know it must of happened because we woke up both completely naked and my vagina is sore, lol.I guess we also must of fell asleep afterwards, because I just woke up about 2 hours ago and it's the middle of the night :P

I can tell you this is a one-time deal, because if THIS is what a hangover feels like, ugh...then I don't ever want to feel this way again. I have a headache, I feel woozy, my balance is off...and for some reason my feet stink! lol XD

To all the girls out there that do this regualry, I admire your strength..

Grrr...fucking beards...Itchy and annoying!!!!

I swear to god, if my husband doesn't shave his beard within the next few days I'm gonna go into Catherine Becker mode!!! (Snip snip)

My plans for today....

-I got Soccer practice in 2 hours, hopefully it won't be too muddy on the field.

-Me and the hubby are going to see a local band perform down at the bar, that should be fun...Who know's, I might even have a "Drink" lol, which is something I hardly ever do.

-Go home and fuck eachother's brains out.


-Sleep.

I have more photos then I can handle, but no videos?

Note to self: Ask for a new video camera for Christmas :P

Honestly, how can THIS be the only video I saved from the old camera?

lol, I don't like filming myself...

Had a wonderful time....

..at my Cousin's ranch today, I met a beautiful creature by the name of "Chloe". Now I'm heading out with sam and some friends, Laterz!!!!

What's on today's "To-do" list?

-Stop and get breakfast at Mcdonalds

-Drive out and visit my cousin jeff for a couple of hours.

-Go meet up with my freinds Tiffany and Scott for a double date at Mcgrath's fish house.

-Come home and Clean any mess I can find...

-Bone

-Watch a movie

-Sleep

The end :)

My Husband....

Is the Sweetest man alive!!! only he would know exactly what to do when I'm in such a foul mood. I just realized that I've never shown a picture of him lol, well here he is, not his best photo...a little scruffy, but still my little teddy-bear :)

Random pictures...

I'm bored as hell right now, So I guess I'll just post some random pics of myself :P

OMG....this is honestly my favorite lesbian position.

I swear I could just be in this position and grind with a women all day-long, It never fails to make me cum :)

Colds are worse than Cancer....

I've had the worst fucking cold for the past 2 days and I'm FINALLY starting to feel better. Which is good, because me and my husband love to spend time together on weekends because we don't work, and I wouldn't want to get him sick as well. Besides that, were going to a concert on sunday, so I definitle wanted to be better by then.

 Phew :P

An old modeling pic.....

I was just looking through my folders and found this, back when I was still trying to be a model lol.....the guy in this pic is my Ex-boyfreind...but not the psycho one, I'm still good friends with this guy  haha :)

My freind ricky decided to shave his beard today lol, and this is the first time I've ever seen him without it....as you can tell I am a bit be-wildered haha :P

A Halloween story....

"This story is LOOSELY based on actual events.....LOOSELY"


Something in the woods....a Short story by Megan Flores.



It Was October 31st, 11:20 P:M...... Halloween night.

All the little trick or treaters had made there rounds and were all snuggled up in there house injecting themselves with sugary sweets and chocolate covered

delights....

Meanwhile, down at the local city forest-park, a beautiful young couple walks slowly, holding hands on the sidewalk, under the moonlight. The Women was a slender, Red-head with enchanting eyes and lucious lips. The Male was a tall, scruffy, but ruggedly handsome gentleman. As the night grew darker, and Midnight approached, the care-free couple decides to find a bench to sit on in the park. They find a bench, and sit there snuggled up in there thick jackets, and look up at the star's. The Women say's "Tonight has been absolutley incredible babe, everything has been perfect!" as she leans in and gives him a deep, passionate kiss on the lips. The man say's "Well I'm just glad I'm with you, regardless if tonight was good or bad".They lean and start passionately French-kissing, embracing eachother's warm bodies on this cold Halloween night.

In the midst of the romantic snogging between the lovely couple, in the distance...In the shadow's...Something was lurking. Behind the trees and behind the bushes, something was watching them. The couple is still kissing when they hear a loud tree branch snap in the distance, this startles the women and she say's "What the hell was that?". The Man replies "It's probably just some animal walking around, just forget about it. She complies and hey go right back to the kissing. Meanwhile, whatever this thing was that was watching the young couple...was moving closer, it's breathing was becoming heavier, and the air around them was getting colder. The Women proclaims "Baby, It's getting cold out here, maybe we should just go home?". The Man replies "Home? oh come on, it is beautiful out here! Don't tell me your afraid. "Oh of course not! I just think it's getting late, that's all".  The Man replies "Ugh...Ok ok, we can go home"

They go to grab there bags when all of a sudden they hear a Blood-curdling yell coming from behind the trees. The women grab's hold of the man and scream's "What the fuck is that!?" The man replies "Um, oh I'm sure it was just a dog-" then he get's cutt off by another, but this time LOUDER yell that sounded a lot closer then the previous one.

"Who's there!?" the man demands, "Show yourself!". All of a sudden they see a very dark shadowy figure start to emerge from the tree branches, the women is quivering in fear as the man holds her tight. The dark figure start's to come closer, it's still too dark to make out what it is exactly. The man places the women behind him in order to protect her, and yell's in a commanding voice "You stay back! I'm warning you!". 

All of a sudden, the figure walk's under the street light and it's true form is revealed.....

A Fat, drunk, homeless man emerges under the street-light and say's in a loud and slurring voice "Hey Kids! You want some "Home-made" Chocolate!?!?!"


Happy Halloween everyone ;)

OMG!!!!

I had an AWESOME day at the river! I went with sam and my cousin rick, as you can see in the pic...I didn't do bad with a fishing pole hehe ;)

Had a great day with my Sam, my brother and some freinds!

Today was a wild day lol, hung out with a lot of my bro's freinds and thing's got a little bit crazy :P

Okay, my opinion on today's music.

So a freind of mine were talking on the phone recently about music in general. We discussed what bands we liked, what band's we didn't like. But then the topic of "Today's" pop music came up and the conversation become very split as far as opinion's are concerned. She absolutely HATES..and I mean HATES any and all of today's music, with no exceptions. I happen to be a little bit neutral on today's music, in more way's then one....


Allow me to explain....


When you talk from a "Lyrical" standpoint, a majority of today's popular music doesn't have much going for it. When a song like "I kissed a girl" by Katy perry is in the top 10 on the charts, then you know my claim to be true. Truth is, a lot of today's pop starts lack the passion and the talent of the stars from the 50's, 60's and 70's. Most of the lyrics are very generic, and sound like something you can write in your sleep. Again, look at a song like "Baby" from Justin beiber, that's probably the most repetitive string of lyrics I have EVER heard, and it's one of the most popular song's in the entire world :P


Another thing I am very critical about in today's pop music scene, is the extreme over-use of "Auto-tune" or "Pitch-correction". For the most part it whas Cher that made auto-tune popular back in the 90's, with the song "Believe". The difference between that song and today's auto-tune, is that everyone already knew that Cher was incredible singer, so the auto-tune was just a fun little bonus she added to the song. But in today's music scene, almost ALL of the popular artists, use Auto-tune in every single song. Which gives most people the idea that they aren't very good natural singers, and need to have there voice "Altered" to sound good.


But of course, I don't dislike ALL of today's popular music. Take an artist like "Adele" for example. She has REAL talent, she has an incredible singing voice, she's a great songwriter, and doesn't ever need to use "Autotune". There are other artists just as talented as her in the music scene right now, but they don't nearly as much recognition or financial success that artist's like Katy perry, Justin beiber and Lady gaga get, and that really bother's me :/